I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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