i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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