you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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