I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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