i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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