whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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