I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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