So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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