yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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