I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I have so many feelings about this burrito
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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