ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
