i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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