You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
