Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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