i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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