ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
