I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
ok first of all what the fuck
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
