Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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