Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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