i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
These tits shall not be calmed
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
