chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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