Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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