People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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