That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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