Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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