I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize