There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Michael Bay diarrhea
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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