he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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