I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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