in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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