like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
How does one acquire holy water?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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