If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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