ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i now understand why vodka
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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