How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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