so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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