She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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