If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
