I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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