Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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