i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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