So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently the secret to your success is patron
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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