she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
