Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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