Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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