Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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