would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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