I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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