so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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