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(203): View more from Connecticut

it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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(941): View more from Florida

you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...

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(516): View more from New York

my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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(424): View more from California

you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes

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(516): View more from New York

My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...

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(989): View more from Michigan

So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.

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