i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
PANTIES FOUND
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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