Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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