Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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