honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
